ALL: Show Me Your 'O' Face! - Due September 15, 2012

[mlydon]

Okay...so I'm hosting my second swap and wanted to have a little sexy fun. Or not sexy AT ALL, if that's the case. Everyone has an 'O' face (I hope!) and some have seen an 'O' face, or two, (once again, I hope!) and they can be funny, or downright scary!

Swap Due Date: September 15
Format: ATC
Number of Items: 3 for 3
Number of participants:Unlimited
MEDIUMS Accepted: ALL





Have fun with it - or finally exorcise that godawful memory and possibly make someone else squeal with laughter (tinged with a bit of pity).

With the standard ATC deal - nothing majorly chunky or dangly, in a protective sleeve, staying within your juried category, work you are proud of that will result in much sunshine sent your way.:heartkiss:

Communication is everything - if you have to drop, no problem, just let me know.

GOING POSTAL..
- When you're ready to mail, please PM me for my address.
- Make sure your name and user name appear on the back of the card, and if you want to add your location, title, etc, then please do!
US Participants: include a SASE, business size, with enough postage to cover the mailing of your cards with your username on the back.
Internationals:, you can send a self-addressed envelope or a large label; I'll cover the return postage.

Now, who wants to have some fun?

1. AnnD :received:
2. CindyJo :withdrew:
3. themuppet :withdrew:
4. me!
5. rubyragdoll :received:
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[Skyelance]

oh this is great!! what a fun swap idea :)

[mlydon]

Thanks! I'm working on my own set so I can show better examples to entice some folks to sign up...the whole idea just makes me giggle.

[AnnD]

*dies laughing*

I MUST PLAY IN THIS! And I must SHOUT ABOUT IT! Best! Swap idea! Evar!!!!!!!!!!

[Cindyjob]

*revives Ann* tells her train foot job story again *dies laughing myself*

*JOINS SWAP*
:pretty: cause that is how I like my faces

[AnnD]

Oh, no, young lady! You have to tell the foot job story to the whole swap! :yes:

[mlydon]

Yes yes - DO tell! Trains are fun...

And you're on the list - Yay!

[EraserQueen]

I have NO IDEA what this is, but it sounds cool! When I figure it out I shall make something :D

[themuppet]

omfg. Must. Join.

EQ, PM me if you are serious... lol!

Cinders, I want to hear about this train story.

[mlydon]

http://youtu.be/QzIN3EgBIHg

let's see if this link works...

[EraserQueen]

.... Omg. ()_()


lol!

[goodmorningstarshine]

EQ, you're so funny. When I first saw this posted I came in thinking "She is not talking about what I think she's talking about."

But she was.

[AnnD]

That guy's "O face" speech is one of my favorite parts of that entire movie!

[themuppet]

Yeah the O face and killing the fax machine. And the stapler.

*pets my pretty red stapler*

[mlydon]

did you take my stapler? Oh, and you're on the list, heehee. Thanks for joining!

[Cindyjob]

UGH the TRAIN !!!! I was riding home from Blues fest this past weekend on a very crowded train and there was a couple in their mid fifties sitting two seats ahead of me and across the aisle. They were in the seats that face each other and sitting next to them were two young teenaged girls who I , at first, thought must be their daughters. So the train ride proceeds and I notice the woman has her foot on the seat between the guys thighs. Being every bit as mature as the next 11 year old boy I was elbowing my friend in the seat next to me right away but being "discreet" about it - at first at least. Well this soon turned in to a full on "foot job" with her foot up his shorts leg and him looking at his damn phone the whole time. I was wondering why their poor kids were not expressing the disgust and horror any 15 year old would at sitting next to their parents trying to rub one off pedi-style out in public when suddenly the two girls stood up and squeaked "excuse me" and sprinted towards the other end of the train car. POOR THINGS!!! Those were strangers!!!!
Well myself, my seat mate, the lady in front of us and some guys next to us were all just stunned...we began talking freely and loudly about how creepy it was, made observations that if that mid 50's guy was as drunk as he must be to be doing that in public that no amount of "footsie" would get him in working order that evening it was really so weird. They ended up getting off the train at the same stop as I did and when we were exiting I said to the man "if that lasts longer than four hours go to the ER" his lady friend was PISSED and made a big snotty sign like I was the one with no manners....which I was I suppose but WTF? If you put on a show I think you should be good with the audience participation.

[themuppet]

OMFG! Is that what made you want to poke your own eye out with sewing implements?

People are so trashy!

[goodmorningstarshine]

Uh, yeah. Gross.

You should totally illustrate that for one of your swap cards. :hee:

[mlydon]

Wow - I don't know I would've had the balls to say anything...wow. I've seen a guy handling himself on a NYC subway more than once, but never a foot job. Some people like being watched, though. Nothing surprises me - I have crazy friends.

[Cindyjob]

I honestly would have just snickered and figured if they wanted to be assholes then it was their own business but those POOR young girls..that was some sort of sick to doing that next to them. If I had not made the assumption that it was their parents I'd have said something right away or found the conductor because traumatizing children is nt cool no matter what gets you off.

[mlydon]

They could have been arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior, and in MA, at least, put on the sex offenders registry. What were they thinking?

[AnnD]

So nasty, right?! At least do it under the table in a fancy restaurant like the girls in the movies! Yeesh!

[mlydon]

ahem..I mean card, of course..

[Amerasu]

LOL! No one wants to see that on a train. Or anywhere really. And yeah, at 50+.... good luck with that, lady. *shudder*

:patrick:

I have this swap on my wish list. Thinking about O faces and time constraints. We'll see! I'm lurking for now.

[Cindyjob]

Plus the whole FOOT thing...seriously, I have fairly adroit toes and the best I could do is a vigorous pinch...which, in my experience, is not really that much of a feel good to most guys. Not to mention the possibility of a toenail scratch or hair pulling. Just seems like a bad idea in general...even at home or in the fancy eateries.

[themuppet]

omfg Michelle! SO freakin' funny!

[mlydon]

Thanks! Colored pencils don't scan that well, though -

[themuppet]

Yeah they really don't. but it's still ridiculously awesome.

[Cindyjob]

OMG Michelle you slept with Yule Brenner???

[AnnD]

I just said this in the gallery, but that is truly fucking brilliant, Michelle! Such a perfectly appalling face squinch! LOLOLOLOL!

[EraserQueen]

Wow, EQ Had No Idea.

So...these can be random men?

[mlydon]

OMG Michelle you slept with Yule Brenner???

Ha! Yessssss...I really like MUCH older men...younger men, too, sometimes...

And yes, EQ - it can be random, imaginary, whatever! Or women - it matters not to me. I remember hearing once it was like a sneeze, haha - NOT! ;)

And Thanks, Ann! C'mon now...you've known this guy, haven't you?

[Cindyjob]

OH GEEEEZ the drool....that is always so awkward. It's even worse than a sweat dripper.

[AnnD]

Hahahahahahahaha! This is SO CATHARTIC for me!

Sincerely,
The Swap Slut

[rubyragdoll]

Ha Ha, can I join the fun?

[mlydon]

Absolutely, rubyragdoll! Welcome - I can't wait to see what you do with this one ;)

[AnnD]

I sketched my cards last night. Oh my. Ohhhhhhh my. ;)

[mlydon]

Hahahaha! You're being a tease!

[AnnD]

End of tease!

[AnnD]

P.S. For the host card, that's my "faux face," which I used extensively in college. :eek:

[mlydon]

omigawdohmigawdOhMyGawdOHMIGAAWWWDDD! heeheehhee...get out - I LOVE them! Very well done! It's so great to open a link and laugh so hard! I might risk waking my guy a little prematurely..

[Tlouey]

OH MY GOSH, THIS SWAP!!!!! ROFL! Man, this is the best ever.

[mlydon]

You should join in, Tlouey! There's still a month to go..

[rubyragdoll]

Ok folks, I have finished my cards, they are older 'O' faces because I can'remember what a young 'O' looks like. Anyway these are more the kind of 'O' that might be seen when the view (whatever that might be) is even worse than remembered and most certainly than expected or appreciated!!!!!! Not that I have had any experience of that I hasten to add!!!!!
As usual since I havn't yet discovered how to post here they will be in the card gallery.

[AnnD]

ruby, those are hysterical! I absolutely love them!

[mlydon]

Me, too! Really freaking funny! The expressions are perfect :punk:

[mlydon]

AnnD your cards arrived today! They're fabulous!! And once again, thanks for the extra - wahoooooooo!

[AnnD]

Yaaaay! I'm so glad they go there safely! And in case I forgot, I meant to say that if you want to put my faux face into the swap, you can obviously keep whichever one you want; I just didn't know if that one totally and technically qualified.

[mlydon]

Thanks, AnnD! 'Faux' face bwahahahahaha! That is so funny, and I've totally been there, too, unfortunately..

[AnnD]

LOL. Such a sad moment, really . . .

[mlydon]

I know, but you have to play against the odds, sometimes..

[AnnD]

Hahahaha! I love the way you phrased that!

[mlydon]

Hahahaha! I love the way you phrased that!

:smooch::laugh:

[mlydon]

rubyragdoll, your cards landed safely today! Thank you SO much for joining in on the fun and for the extra card!

[Cindyjob]

Michelle. I gotta bail. I just cannot get there with these....story of my life, really.

[mlydon]

No worries, Cindy - sorry to see you go. There's a few weeks left, though, so maybe you'll be re-inspired...

[themuppet]

Sooo.. ummm... since this was due 5 days ago, I guess I need to withdraw... but I leave you with this awesome link:

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/21-epic-o-faces

[mlydon]

No worries, muppet! I have three swaps going and I thought they all ended on the 30th So I'm glad you piped up :) That means I'll mail out the returns tomorrow - wahoo!

[mlydon]

The returns have been mailed! Thanks so much for playing, you guys!

[AnnD]

Yaaaaay! Thanks for hosting, Michelle! I am psyched for returns!

[AnnD]

Woo! Got my returns this morning! Thank you so much for hosting this hilarious swap, Michelle! I love my returns from you and rubyragdoll!

[rubyragdoll]

Got my return cards today, hilarious. thank you ANN D and Mlydon for your great cards.

[rubyragdoll]

Glad you liked my card ANN

[mlydon]

You both rocked this swap! Thanks for playing!